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You know how weird it is to be doing 65 on I-80, look to the right & see your grandma on a bus? #HabitatForHumanity

The gopher has a new dancing partner: The hardest working man in show business meets the hardest working rodent on a golf course. (at Image Comics, Inc.)

jadedpunk:

Last night, the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York hosted the 2013 Met Gala. This year’s theme was “Punk: From Chaos To Couture.” For many celebrities, this was the first time they had used the word “punk” in a sentence that wasn’t “Have my assistant get me Daft Punk tickets.” It was also an excuse for them to spend $10,000 to spike their hair up and play punk dress up for a night. When interviewed, they all sounded like total shitheads talking out of their asses. Here’s what some of them had to say in these actual quotes from the red carpet…

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This whole thing was an elaborate comedy routine, right?

Harryhausen knew how to sculpt a package.

He Says He's on Fire: UGH - spawned by the @YesYoureRacist twitter feed

themanabides:

Here’s the thing. Prejudice exists within each of us. Conscious of it or not, you have prejudices about certain groups, based on ethnicity, gender, nationality, age, dietary preference, shoe size, opinion of whether Pluto should still be called a planet, and/or whatever other boxes we put each…

Cat sitting… on my butt. #cats #butts

Got myself a new business card case from @oaklandmuseumca. Look familiar? #oakland #catphotobomb

What you are looking at is the most selfless act ever. 2 women jumped into gross Lake Merritt to rescue ducklings trapped on the wrong side. #oakland (at Veterans Memorial Building)

Clearly me, Jonathan, & Optimus Prime are @officialwarriors good luck charms! They advance! #warriorsground (at Oracle Arena)

HOLY SHIT, LADY ON A UNICYCLE THROWING BOWLS ONTO HER HEAD WITH HER FOOT. #warriorsground (at Oracle Arena)

The giant @officialwarriors hand always reminds me of The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. #warriorsground (at Oracle Arena)

Why the fuck does Lisa Loeb gotta be watching me eat tacos? (at Sol Y Luna Taqueria)

Itsy bitsy spider. (at old lady)

Because you’ve always wanted to eat candy out of Captain Picard’s head. #startrek (at Cost Plus World Market)

Jonathan & I are ready for tonight’s @officialwarriors game! I’m bring Optimus Prime for luck. #warriorsground